Via: Sixface

• If your road map is more than a few weeks old, chuck it out and get a new one.
• If you are in Rashidiya and your map is one day old, then it is already obsolete.
• Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Dubai has it’s own version of traffic rules, which can be summarized as “Hold on and pray!”
• If it is your priority to cross, forget it and wait.
• There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dubai. Everyone drives like that.
• When you plan to get a new car, ask first about its acceleration from 80 to 160 Km/h (recommended: 3 seconds). Very important if you frequently use the Emirates Road

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Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office…..but she belonged to someone else…

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you….but the girl said NO!
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