Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus
A. Moti-vating !!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai. Doosari bigarti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A. Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both case you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaai batao.
A. Sadhu bola, saale, upaai hota to mai sadhu kyu banta?

Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirt bag

via dooce

Yesterday, I overhead this guy tell the cashier at a Chevron gas station that Coca-Cola fired him because he walked into work one day drinking Mountain Dew!

I am not sure if this actually happened to him or if he was making it up for a few laughs, but it sure sounded funny.