There was a time when I was blacker, felt taller, And in the company of guys who would be friends for ever.

There was a time when Darren hoped to be buff, And had hair he wished he had now.

There was a time when Bijesh loved our company, And the bulge in his pants gave it away!

There was a time when Chaman was the coolest.

There was a time when Mathur wore turtle necks and, followed Wadhwa everywhere– Which he still does! There was a time when Joshy was sane

There was a time when Father was the only father

There was a time when Const and Agent were inseparable, A match made in heaven we thought

There was a time when Mukri was the Godfather

There was a time when we knew a guy named Joseph

There was a time when we knew a guy we called Kutts

There was a time when we had a Mallu King and an Emperor

There was a time when we hung out in a phone booth

There was a time when we got spanked till even black shiny asses glowed like red hot iron on our birthdays.

There was a time when Old Hanumanji kept our rooms clean, I can still picture that hole in his head

There was a time when we raced to get the best pieces of chicken

There was a time when unda-bhujia was breakfast, lunch and dinner

There was a time when we drank a lot of tea

There was a time when tribal chicks were the hottest

There was a time when Bata was not a shoe store

There was a time when ghost stories scared us to the point it freaked out even the ones who knew

There was a time when playing bridge, caroms, and declare were cool

There was a time when a slit in a salwar kameez was the hottest piece of skin we’d see

There was a time when Diwali was war And Holi was violently celebrated!

There was a time when we longed to see Agent’s shiny ass, And had a ball rearranging his room on the lawn

There was a time when we took cold showers, and electric water heaters were a luxury

There was a time when we ate dosas that did not look or taste like dosas.

There was a time when Shera was THE DOG, and Hammer was his bitch

There was a time when it was all about POWWA!

There was a time when four years felt like a lifetime

There was a time when you could trade junk with Noor Dha

There was a time when we had the ugliest gay cook who went by Sundhari

There was a time